Your business card is CRAP!

Posted by Benjamin Sabin
May 23 2010


words of advise from the greatest pitchman alive today. *UPDATE* I’m Rich, You’re Not bit.ly

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25 Responses

  1. FinestCitizen says:

    You’re sweating.

  2. DontVlogandDrive says:

    I want to punch this dude in the mouth for being a fucktard

  3. tpeasetiger says:

    Is this guy serious, or is he joking?

  4. Eduquadra says:

    look at this. it’s incredible.
    much nicely done!

  5. Dudeinator6599 says:

    It looks like my drink pad

  6. thefinnishminnow says:

    i love all the comments of people that are pissed off at this guy.
    they’re probably just jealous that they didn’t come up with this

  7. ripsnorting13 says:

    You know who gives a fuck? A card is for information. Ive never looked at a card and went “O gees, what a cheap ass card.” I mean wtf? How much did that pos cost? 5 bucks a “card”? That more like a dam pamphlet.

  8. rohanwotan2 says:

    I wouldn’t buy a used lawnmower from this schmuck. And THAT’s GUARANTEED.

  9. balybabydog says:

    That card was perrrtty sweet… Does it giv you a handy for 4 bucks a pop tho??

  10. mrakimbo says:

    It doesn’t belong in a Rolodex. It belongs in my garbage can.

  11. msfasa says:

    I wish this guy was my dad.

  12. dinocro111 says:

    what do i do guaranteed?
    I think youre an idiot

  13. nedded41 says:

    Great stuff, I loved watching your video, now if we could just see the card up close.

  14. chowderize says:

    WTH- I recycle crap like that all the time.

  15. poxod says:

    I hope this is a joke. This guys is a … a… CDO. Chief Douche Officer.

  16. jksk817 says:

    i can guarantee ill fuck your wife tonight :)

  17. scottiekirkman says:

    @Kristof678 OBEY MY DOG!!!

  18. SamiChase says:

    dude…i don’t know where the hell to put ur buisness card…i’d probably end up throwing it away, it’s suposed to fit in a wallet, business cards are supposed to be handy…..ps. i’ve never heard of you and i don’t even know what the hell you work as :]

  19. newbology says:

    I build crowds… GARUNTEED! WHAT DO YOU DO GARUNTEED?!

  20. NeoGamemaster says:

    I fuck your mother guaranteed.

  21. Kristof678 says:

    WATCH MY PARODY OF THIS!!!

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